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Our Lord and Seller egor was never toxic. He showered gifts of overpriced merchandise to all of us. If you were only willing to bend over and take his big prices... You were saved! He brought much cheer and anti-bargains to all! All hail Egor!

inb4 storytime ! lawl !

@Fattson @Cack Is this egor v2.0?! O.o

LOL

Trammel coz need tears for lube

Wet wipes are key.

Don't lie... if you loved kale, you wouldn't be fat.

This was my new posts view... I thought Allah our Lord Jebus had returned. Alas excitement was quickly deflated. Plus, let's get real, these are buying threads... :'(((((((((

I took a screenshot of egors original avatar and applied my GM MS Paint skillz

My self-esteem so low right now :( I'm... a... trammie? O.O I try so hard at this wizard game and finally beat the final boss with my pokepets raised through #hardwork and #dedication... just to find out I've been morphing into a trammie the whole time? QQ... QQ... :'(((((((( Wait... those...

Thank you Zoobler for delivering! Now I know why it hurts when I pee :'(

I came here for sex tips :( -1 for no fucking suggestions. Speaking of which... Where's Egor?

When he's done with his summer fling, I'm going to spank that monkey so hard.