POWER appreciation essay contest

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Fattson

Grandmaster
Greetings! My name is Fattson. How much have you lost to Power in gold, items, and regs over the years? We take and we take. Now we're giving back!

This is a short essay contest. Who is your favorite power member and why? This is supposed to be fun. Comments, especially if they're funny, are more than welcome. Blatant trolling or derailing this thread is not. These acts will result in disqualification from the contest and potentially having all comments and contest entry removed from the thread.

Prizes!
Winner - 500k gold
2nd - 250k gold
3rd - 100k gold

How I'm scoring:
Content - 50 points
Grammar, spelling, etc... - 25 points. If English is a second language for you, please let me know in advance.
Humor - 15 points. Make me laugh. Please.
Screen shot - 10 points.

Staff and power members are welcome to create an entry. However, you are ineligible to receive prizes and can enter for fun only. I'm going to let this contest run until the entries stop coming in or I get bored with it or it becomes a flame war. Should a flame war erupt before entries are taken in, the contest will be scrapped. Good luck, everyone!
 
Kilike

Kilike

Grandmaster
Fattson said:
Greetings! My name is Fattson. How much have you lost to Power in gold, items, and regs over the years? We take and we take. Now we're giving back!

This is a short essay contest. Who is your favorite power member and why? This is supposed to be fun. Comments, especially if they're funny, are more than welcome. Blatant trolling or derailing this thread is not. These acts will result in disqualification from the contest and potentially having all comments and contest entry removed from the thread.

Prizes!
Winner - 500k gold
2nd - 250k gold
3rd - 100k gold

How I'm scoring:
Content - 50 points
Grammar, spelling, etc... - 25 points. If English is a second language for you, please let me know in advance.
Humor - 15 points. Make me laugh. Please.
Screen shot - 10 points.

Staff and power members are welcome to create an entry. However, you are ineligible to receive prizes and can enter for fun only. I'm going to let this contest run until the entries stop coming in or I get bored with it or it becomes a flame war. Should a flame war erupt before entries are taken in, the contest will be scrapped. Good luck, everyone!
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Fattson, for sure. In 3 words.

BEST BJ'S NA!

Seriously, guy can suck a volleyball through a straw.
Sent from my SM-G900P
 
F

Fattson

Grandmaster
Kilike said:
Fattson, for sure. In 3 words.

BEST BJ'S NA!

Seriously, guy can suck a volleyball through a straw.
Sent from my SM-G900P
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Content - @Kilike put the short into short essay. Humorous but a little too short to be considered an essay. 20/50

Grammar - Too short to really break out the red pen 15/25

Humor - I did laugh. Full points here 15/15

ss - No. 0/10

Total: 50/100 First entry and top score thus far! Thanks Kilike.
 
CAPTUN AUSTRALIA

CAPTUN AUSTRALIA

Grandmaster
Fattson said:
Greetings! My name is Fattson. How much have you lost to Power in gold, items, and regs over the years? We take and we take. Now we're giving back!

This is a short essay contest. Who is your favorite power member and why? This is supposed to be fun. Comments, especially if they're funny, are more than welcome. Blatant trolling or derailing this thread is not. These acts will result in disqualification from the contest and potentially having all comments and contest entry removed from the thread.

Prizes!
Winner - 500k gold
2nd - 250k gold
3rd - 100k gold

How I'm scoring:
Content - 50 points
Grammar, spelling, etc... - 25 points. If English is a second language for you, please let me know in advance.
Humor - 15 points. Make me laugh. Please.
Screen shot - 10 points.

Staff and power members are welcome to create an entry. However, you are ineligible to receive prizes and can enter for fun only. I'm going to let this contest run until the entries stop coming in or I get bored with it or it becomes a flame war. Should a flame war erupt before entries are taken in, the contest will be scrapped. Good luck, everyone!
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I remember EQMS (aka the salty and exclusive blue player @GluttonySDS ) hosting such an event.

I clearly won it, but of course EQMS are racist and would rather give prizes to an in-house white member missing a working pair of balls and subsequent chromosomes as opposed to a native Australian with a giant pair of hairy fucking nuts.

But back to the contest.

My fav POWER member is:

MYSELF

And Why?

Because i hate white cunts, take dem white bastards shit and to be honest i'm probably the only aboriginal with a computer system whom can provide a legitimate receipt of purchase.

 
F

Fattson

Grandmaster
CAPTUN AUSTRALIA said:
I remember EQMS (aka the salty and exclusive blue player @GluttonySDS ) hosting such an event.

I clearly won it, but of course EQMS are racist and would rather give prizes to an in-house white member missing a working pair of balls and subsequent chromosomes as opposed to a native Australian with a giant pair of hairy fucking nuts.

But back to the contest.

My fav POWER member is:

MYSELF

And Why?

Because i hate white cunts, take dem white bastards shit and to be honest i'm probably the only aboriginal with a computer system whom can provide a legitimate receipt of purchase.

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It's unfortunate that this entry in ineligible for prizes, you would probably win.
 
Derwolf

Derwolf

Grandmaster
Fattson said:
Greetings! My name is Fattson. How much have you lost to Power in gold, items, and regs over the years? We take and we take. Now we're giving back!

This is a short essay contest. Who is your favorite power member and why? This is supposed to be fun. Comments, especially if they're funny, are more than welcome. Blatant trolling or derailing this thread is not. These acts will result in disqualification from the contest and potentially having all comments and contest entry removed from the thread.

Prizes!
Winner - 500k gold
2nd - 250k gold
3rd - 100k gold

How I'm scoring:
Content - 50 points
Grammar, spelling, etc... - 25 points. If English is a second language for you, please let me know in advance.
Humor - 15 points. Make me laugh. Please.
Screen shot - 10 points.

Staff and power members are welcome to create an entry. However, you are ineligible to receive prizes and can enter for fun only. I'm going to let this contest run until the entries stop coming in or I get bored with it or it becomes a flame war. Should a flame war erupt before entries are taken in, the contest will be scrapped. Good luck, everyone!
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Hmm i would have to go with @K A Z . He knows the wizardy arts of 5x + 7x, doesn't cheat, known to feed his pack beetle body parts of slain trammelites, and 7/10 forum troll.








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a little extra content for @Fattson ;)


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ps plz pick me for first place i need monies
 
F

Fattson

Grandmaster
Derwolf said:
Hmm i would have to go with @K A Z . He knows the wizardy arts of 5x + 7x, doesn't cheat, known to feed his pack beetle body parts of slain trammelites, and 7/10 forum troll.








and








a little extra content for @Fattson ;)


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ps plz pick me for first place i need monies
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Content - 30 points. Light on actual content but the effort is certainly there.
Grammar - 10 Points.
Humor - 15 points! Actual effort to be funny without being antagonistic.
Screenshot - I struggle with this. It's not an in game screen shot but Tom of Finland has become a household name thanks to the **** boys. I'm gonna give this 5 points.

Not impressive but pleasantly surprised.

Total score: 60/100
Current top score!
 
F

Fattson

Grandmaster
BEN! said:
my favorite power member is Fattson because of all the free rares and dono items he gifted us.

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Content - 10 points
Grammar - 0. One sentence and you couldn't even start it with an uppercase letter....really?
Humor - 0
Screenshot - 5 points

I don't care how bad the entries get, this is by far the sorriest excuse for an entry I've seen. You had the opportunity to come in here and be uniquely clever and witty and instead used the same played out joke that you've been using for almost a year. You're better than this and I expected more from you. If I could give you negative points, I would.

Total score: 15 points. 15 horrid points. You should be ashamed of yourself for turning in this lackluster piece of horse shit. Good day. And may God have mercy on your wretched, harlot soul.
 
BEN!

BEN!

Grandmaster
Fattson said:
Content - 10 points
Grammar - 0. One sentence and you couldn't even start it with an uppercase letter....really?
Humor - 0
Screenshot - 5 points

I don't care how bad the entries get, this is by far the sorriest excuse for an entry I've seen. You had the opportunity to come in here and be uniquely clever and witty and instead used the same played out joke that you've been using for almost a year. You're better than this and I expected more from you. If I could give you negative points, I would.

Total score: 15 points. 15 horrid points. You should be ashamed of yourself for turning in this lackluster piece of horse shit. Good day. And may God have mercy on your wretched, harlot soul.
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awww did i hit a nerve? great contest.... impartial judging and you got the rest of power derailing it by tagging people tryna start arguments. i give it 14.9/100.
 
diminished

diminished

Grandmaster
BEN! said:
awww did i hit a nerve? great contest.... impartial judging and you got the rest of power derailing it by tagging people tryna start arguments. i give it 14.9/100.
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Man you are always upset about something. Take a breather once in a while. Step outside, go for a walk. Stop tryin to fuck my Boi fatsson's contest up.
 
F

Fattson

Grandmaster
BEN! said:
awww did i hit a nerve? great contest.... impartial judging and you got the rest of power derailing it by tagging people tryna start arguments. i give it 14.9/100.
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Nerve? No. Impartial judging? Yes. Your guild mate currently has the highest score.
 
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