Poker system

Starnite

Master
I have a masters in psychology and would like to offer some counseling for those trying to kick their gambling habit/addiction

Affordable plans starting at 100k/hr. Most major insurance accepted. PM me for dono coin rate or trades.
Hello my name is Starnite and I am a gambler....... I gamble everytime I get online and errr....... oh nevermind wrong place.... saw the word counseling and started day dreaming.
 

Vendetta

Apprentice
ok serious issue here are the blinds. I've had it happen where I'm big blind 4 hands in a row because someone joined the table. When somone joins the table, they should sit out until the next blind gets to them instead of moving the blind on the next hand!
YES, that is another issue. i was once big blind for 5 straight hands. luckly i was on the small table
 

Slick Brick

Grandmaster
Its B.S.

Ive lost so many hands that i should've won... Like my pair of aces lost to a pair of 4s. hamburgler knows.

Ive also lost with a straight to two pair.

Also i jump on the big table and I have Q Q... the highest card to come out was a 10. one guy claiming he has pocket 8s... and i lose to pocket aces... so 88 , QQ, and AA in one hand?

Sounds like someone has never played poker in real life. Bad beats happen. If you can't stand to lose the money, then don't play. Here's a hint that might improve your game. Hint: A pair is really not that good.
 

Lobstarr

Master
OKAY, If you really think the poker system is crazy I propose doing what BUDCOOKIE does to auctioning. VFinger/StevieRay can help me out if he wants too help manage.

We take it to an individual client such as PokerStars. (with honesty, because after all it is a bannable offense scamming). If NOT PokerStars, then we can rotate the system so that its on a different client each day or each tourney depending on the participants preferences. I don't know whether this is legal or not because it entirely takes the gold sink out of the game. But honestly, if you guys wanna stop whining and do it that way, on a more developed poker system where WE CAN ACTUALLY SEE CARDS and FLOPS that don't MAKE hands, I'll be more then happy to set something up.

We can figure out the rake and what it means for participants and the organizers that's fair. (Probably won't be as insane as BUDCOOKIES cut = NO HATE, JUST APPRECIATE)

@VFingerDiscount @DragonxBC @AnsemUO

- iLovePineapples
 

Vendetta

Apprentice
Sounds like someone has never played poker in real life. Bad beats happen. If you can't stand to lose the money, then don't play. Here's a hint that might improve your game. Hint: A pair is really not that good.
I know you in game and youre just stupid. it isnt about losing, it is about losing with the winning hand. Imagine having the nuts flush and betting 250k (because you cant lose with the best hand possible) and then losing to a pair of jacks.
 

Slick Brick

Grandmaster
I know you in game and youre just stupid. it isnt about losing, it is about losing with the winning hand. Imagine having the nuts flush and betting 250k (because you cant lose with the best hand possible) and then losing to a pair of jacks.
That doesn't happen.. what DOES happen is sometimes the winning hand isn't announced-- the losers' hands are. So while you may see I have a flush, I have jacks, the winner's hand isn't shown. This is odd, but what you are saying happens, never happens. You are obviously a terrible poker player who doesn't know what he's doing. Maybe you should stick to what you are good at: killing AFKs.
 

Vendetta

Apprentice
That doesn't happen.. what DOES happen is sometimes the winning hand isn't announced-- the losers' hands are. So while you may see I have a flush, I have jacks, the winner's hand isn't shown. This is odd, but what you are saying happens, never happens. You are obviously a terrible poker player who doesn't know what he's doing. Maybe you should stick to what you are good at: killing AFKs.
When it is just hamburgler and myself, its pretty easy to see the two hands. Im going to keep killing you afk because your just that stupid and annoying with everything you say. i know where you live and i will ruin your ultima fun.
 

Vendetta

Apprentice
Btw you suck at pvp. i saw u try to kill me at the abyss spawn when i was already at 1/4 health and you still failed. then you ran away when you were out of mana. you are terrible.
 

Slick Brick

Grandmaster
Keep changing the subject.. every legit poker player here knows exactly what you are: a WHINER. You lose your gold in poker and start QQing about how unfair it is. Maybe go practice on some free sites like FullTilt or PokerStars instead of just going all in whenever you get a pair, and you might win some hands. Thread = Disproven. Vendetta = Whiny loser who never makes it at the big table in poker.

Edit: And I haven't been to the Abyss spawn since I've been back playing the game. Entered 3 1v1 tournaments and have 2 trophies from those. Where are you in the tournaments? Oh that's right, you don't matter because you just run your mouth. Keep on trying to talk the talk, while the rest of us walk the walk.
 

Bongzilla

Master
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Lol @ this thread.
 

Hambeast

Adept
The poker system needs an update to make it more attractive and modern.

Here's what I propose:

  1. New players joining the table will sit out until the next big blind reaches them.
  2. GUMP to show Winner's hand after hand is over as well as any other players hands that were shown during showdown
  3. Option to sit out for 1 blind to take a quick break from playing. (if you miss next blind it kicks you off table)
  4. A more obvious graphic for the dealer, small, and big blinds. (think a circular D, S, and B)
  5. A graphic countdown timer till you auto fold. 30 sec countdown above player head for instance or a progress bar with a number beside it
  6. Option to allow spectators to view action on table. Add a new button next to the buy in button that says spectate.
 

Slick Brick

Grandmaster
The poker system needs an update to make it more attractive and modern.

Here's what I propose:

  1. New players joining the table will sit out until the next big blind reaches them.
  2. GUMP to show Winner's hand after hand is over as well as any other players hands that were shown during showdown
  3. Option to sit out for 1 blind to take a quick break from playing. (if you miss next blind it kicks you off table)
  4. A more obvious graphic for the dealer, small, and big blinds. (think a circular D, S, and B)
  5. A graphic countdown timer till you auto fold. 30 sec countdown above player head for instance or a progress bar with a number beside it
  6. Option to allow spectators to view action on table. Add a new button next to the buy in button that says spectate.
All are fine additions, I don't know how much I would like the option to sit out for 1 blind. I like it kicking them off the table if they aren't paying attention, no one wants to sit there forever and wait for them to decide when they want to play. Other options are nice. Honestly, aside from not showing the winning hand sometimes, I think its fine the way it is EXCEPT I would like an All-In button. Sometimes people who are mathematically challenged have a hard time discerning what the correct amount is to go all in. The rakes on heads up players is kind of ridiculous too, but I don't like to play unless theres at least 5 people, including myself, at the table.
 

Hambeast

Adept
All are fine additions, I don't know how much I would like the option to sit out for 1 blind. I like it kicking them off the table if they aren't paying attention, no one wants to sit there forever and wait for them to decide when they want to play. Other options are nice. Honestly, aside from not showing the winning hand sometimes, I think its fine the way it is EXCEPT I would like an All-In button. Sometimes people who are mathematically challenged have a hard time discerning what the correct amount is to go all in. The rakes on heads up players is kind of ridiculous too, but I don't like to play unless theres at least 5 people, including myself, at the table.

agreed, all in button would be very nice.

However, you can currently miss two hands and then get the boot. If ppl had the option to go afk, like sit out a blind they could just click that and save themselves 20k and not get kicked from the table.
 

Shane

Administrator
Staff member
I hate everything about this poker system.
Adam- Even after learned all about poker and redid the poker system, he now hates it.

Poker itself is just bad, we get nothing but complaints really from anything gambling related- This is UO and as fun as mini games within a game can be, i have a serious issue with our development team putting in tons of hours to make something like this "better", when we already have put a good chunk of time into it.

Theres a SMALL percentage of players that even play poker here (seriously).

It makes no sense to build onto this, when we need to work on other things for sure.

Needless to say this is back-burner material at best.
 

Shane

Administrator
Staff member
I should also add that almost everyone wants poker fitted and tailored to their own personal needs.

It just gets ridiculous after awhile and is REALLY hard for us to take seriously.
 
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