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dalmuti · Mar 31, 2016

Out of bandages
Too cheap to buy bolts of cloth
Time to pick cotton

Godsrage · Apr 1, 2016

Akillah your in box is full

Christie · Apr 1, 2016

A hole in a bowl.
Must plug it with a nugget.
Breathe deep. Happiness.

Christie · Apr 1, 2016

i thought of a pot related one last night before bed so i just thought i would share even if its late i thought it was adorable.

Akillah · Apr 1, 2016

Godsrage said:
Akillah your in box is full

Isn't it always?

OKAY GUYS, APRIL FOOLS DAY, NO FREE VENDORS AT THE BEST HOUSE IN THE LAND.

jk, ill post the winner in a few hours.

Akillah · Apr 1, 2016

THANK YOU ALL FOR PARTICIPATING!!!
Congratulations to @GluttonySDS for this beautiful haiku.
Please meet me in game for your reward!

GluttonySDS said:
me with fat fingers
leading newbs in purple robes
beating all of you

Also I couldn't help but love @Christie 's haiku all the same, so they will also be rewarded a free vendor.

Christie said:
Springtime full of love.
Event bunny flamestrikes me,
Gently hops away.

As always, remember to shop at Yew Bank Vendor Mall.

Vendor rentals up for grabs at 5k/weekly

Deadpool · Apr 1, 2016

Lame. You know you loved my haiku.

Oh totally quitting today, though...

Akillah · Apr 1, 2016

Deadpool said:
Lame. You know you loved my haiku.

Oh totally quitting today, though...

Quitting what?

Deadpool · Apr 1, 2016

Akillah said:
Quitting what?

All of it. I made a big post about it that's totally legit and has no correlation to the fact that today is April 1st.

Christie · Apr 2, 2016

OMG I FEEL SO LOVED RIGHT NOW

TraJik · Apr 2, 2016

I went to my job
I got stopped by the police
motherfuckinsonofbitch