WIN A FREE VENDOR SPOT AT YEW BANK VENDOR MALL!!!

[Akillah]

Hello ladies and gentlemen,

I propose a challenge to you all. I would like some poetry, a haiku to be precise. It can be about anything you choose, I will pick the winner on April 1st, 2016. Please no editing, make sure to proof read before submitting. Editors will be disqualified (However, feel free to correct you mistakes with a re-submission.)

• Only three lines, totaling 17 syllables throughout

• The first line is only 5 syllables

• The second line is 7 syllables

• The third line is 5 syllables like the first

Good luck!

Winner: Will receive a free vendor at Yew Bank Vendor Mall, the best vendor mall in the land. It is located directly North of Yew Bank.

Yours truly,
xoxo Rubeth Red xoxo

 

[GluttonySDS]

me with fat fingers
leading newbs in purple robes
beating all of you

 

[Seek]

lady of snow
chilled with frost
weeps by the willow

 

[aIck]

Licking sweet *****
It tastes like penis
Oh wow, what the fuck?

 

[Akillah]

http://grammar.yourdictionary.com/style-and-usage/rules-for-writing-haiku.html

 

[Deadpool]

My name is Deadpool.
Actually it is Wade.
I suck at haiku's.

 

[Decreamos]

Wiz the bomb.com
No domain can handle him
That free vendor though?

 

[parsnip]

Can't resist...

(Sorry about the "meemee" @Shane )

 

[TheFallen]

Ultima On-line
Forever is the greatest
Ultima On-line.​

 

[Sparhawk]

Death has just Fallon
Whence ye blue wizards gate to?
Jews flee back to Yew

 

[Derwolf]

a baracoon inspired Haiku;





lawl wat a joke guild!!!
$ wins 9 times outta ten!!!
get ready to bend over, @BEN!










ps pls pick me

 

[wreckognize]

dope it's four twenty
what was i doing again?
oh ya this haiku

 

[Modus]

well i do not know
how to kill a mockingbird
but i want the loot

- and the vendor spot to sell it ofc.

 

[MANKRIK]

give me the vendor
give me the vendor give me
the vendor give me

 

[CAPTUN AUSTRALIA]

that mask is scary
you look like a terrorist
please don't bomb airports

 

[Deadpool]

give me the vendor
give me the vendor give me
the vendor give me

That's a poem, by Dringus and Drungel.

 

[Keltonator]

Spray your asshole clean.
Luxury Asian commode.
Fuck toilet paper.

 

[Keltonator]

And here's a bonus, for @Bobby123:

He makes me feel good
because I am not like him.
He lives with his mom.

 

[Keltonator]

Licking sweet *****
It tastes like penis
Oh wow, what the fuck?

And he's too stupid
To even count syllables.
Watch Sesame Street.

 

[wreckognize]

nice mall btw