The Wench (gold sink)

Jeitarium

Master
Add to the tavern a Wench NPC that will talk to you at length with some well written bot lore, and take your gold in return for rares. There is no limit to how much gold the wench will take. The more you give, the more rares you collect. 100k, you get a love note. At 500k, you get a better love note with lipstick on it. etc. etc. At 6 mil or so, you get blessed wench's panties.

Make it so rares spawn all the way up to billions of gold so no one will ever complete the quest, but much gold will be sunk by those who fall in love.

I'll help write the script
 

Deadpool

Grandmaster
I would like to see just one time a staff member drop an ethy into a begger's pack just so people flip their shit.

Why would they need to do that? I got 4 ethys just yesterday from begging the dono vendor for 5 hours straight, staring at my computer screen, wondering where it all went wrong in my life.
 
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