Poison

Darkarna

Darkarna

Grandmaster
Follow these steps carefully :-

(Windows 7)
+Head over to control panel and click programs and features -
+Scroll down, look for Ultima Online and click uninstall -
+When the process is complete, switch off your computer.
+Unplug computer but be observant enough to not pull the face off the power point.
+Unplug accessories carefully and place them in a bag.
+Take computer, monitor and accessories outside -
+If you do not have a large empty oil drum handy, build a fire, about eight feet high and eight feet wide -
+Place your computer, accessories and leads into the center of the fire, but do not ignite just yet -
+If you have a computer table/desk , take it apart, carefully piece by piece and place the newly acquired resources around the bottom of your fire but make sure you have access to it and ONLY attempt to get it if you are strong enough to.
+When you have done the above, strip to your bare ass, smother yourself in gasoline and go take your place as an early Guy Fawkes and sit on the top of your fire, make sure you do not wreck all your hard work.
+ When all is done, ignite fire.

WAIT! Before you start acting like a wolverine with a carrot up its ass, IF you managed to do all the above which would take at the very minimum 30-40 minutes, surely you can find the time to apply Deadly poison to a weapon without resulting to such a shallow tactic.

*Applies Anti-Flame protection*

Oh, if you use another operating system, please follow the instructions/guides provided on how to remove something from your computer.
 
Karl Sagan

Karl Sagan

Grandmaster
Darkarna said:
Follow these steps carefully :-

(Windows 7)
+Head over to control panel and click programs and features -
+Scroll down, look for Ultima Online and click uninstall -
+When the process is complete, switch off your computer.
+Unplug computer but be observant enough to not pull the face off the power point.
+Unplug accessories carefully and place them in a bag.
+Take computer, monitor and accessories outside -
+If you do not have a large empty oil drum handy, build a fire, about eight feet high and eight feet wide -
+Place your computer, accessories and leads into the center of the fire, but do not ignite just yet -
+If you have a computer table/desk , take it apart, carefully piece by piece and place the newly acquired resources around the bottom of your fire but make sure you have access to it and ONLY attempt to get it if you are strong enough to.
+When you have done the above, strip to your bare ass, smother yourself in gasoline and go take your place as an early Guy Fawkes and sit on the top of your fire, make sure you do not wreck all your hard work.
+ When all is done, ignite fire.

WAIT! Before you start acting like a wolverine with a carrot up its ass, IF you managed to do all the above which would take at the very minimum 30-40 minutes, surely you can find the time to apply Deadly poison to a weapon without resulting to such a shallow tactic.

*Applies Anti-Flame protection*

Oh, if you use another operating system, please follow the instructions/guides provided on how to remove something from your computer.
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Hahaha I'm stealing that for future use!
 
Juicemonkey

Juicemonkey

Master
I appreciate it man! But all I managed to get out of that was a burnt ass and a charred computer. Not to mention I have to get a new desk now. One thing I didn't get though was a poisoned weapon. And because of that, I am deeply saddened. By the way, it's quite comical you took time out of your day to write that.
 
Darkarna

Darkarna

Grandmaster
Kith kannen said:
Dos prompt..../deltree... easy peasy.
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That only removes part of the problem though... Good start though ;).

Juicemonkey said:
I appreciate it man! But all I managed to get out of that was a burnt ass and a charred computer. Not to mention I have to get a new desk now. One thing I didn't get though was a poisoned weapon. And because of that, I am deeply saddened. By the way, it's quite comical you took time out of your day to write that.
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LOL.. Nice one at being a good sport. :p
 
Y

Yohee

Expert
Darkarna said:
Follow these steps carefully :-

(Windows 7)
+Head over to control panel and click programs and features -
+Scroll down, look for Ultima Online and click uninstall -
+When the process is complete, switch off your computer.
+Unplug computer but be observant enough to not pull the face off the power point.
+Unplug accessories carefully and place them in a bag.
+Take computer, monitor and accessories outside -
+If you do not have a large empty oil drum handy, build a fire, about eight feet high and eight feet wide -
+Place your computer, accessories and leads into the center of the fire, but do not ignite just yet -
+If you have a computer table/desk , take it apart, carefully piece by piece and place the newly acquired resources around the bottom of your fire but make sure you have access to it and ONLY attempt to get it if you are strong enough to.
+When you have done the above, strip to your bare ass, smother yourself in gasoline and go take your place as an early Guy Fawkes and sit on the top of your fire, make sure you do not wreck all your hard work.
+ When all is done, ignite fire.

WAIT! Before you start acting like a wolverine with a carrot up its ass, IF you managed to do all the above which would take at the very minimum 30-40 minutes, surely you can find the time to apply Deadly poison to a weapon without resulting to such a shallow tactic.

*Applies Anti-Flame protection*

Oh, if you use another operating system, please follow the instructions/guides provided on how to remove something from your computer.
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I think we should be friends.
 
Juicemonkey

Juicemonkey

Master
I'm not really understanding this shards community. It seems like a lot of you guys are striving to assholes. Is it really necessary to comment about how funny that guys original post was? Sure it was clever, but let's move on. I asked a question expecting to maybe get some help, but I'm guessing that's not gonna happen.
 
Y

Yohee

Expert
Sorry Juice - not trying to be casual about your original question. I use Razor so I can't help with Steam.
 
A'zah

A'zah

Apprentice
To make a macro to poison your weapon on the go in razor:

Record yourself applying poison to a weapon
Change the potion you used to target by type
Then every time before you go out to fight right click "absolute target" and selet "retarget" then target the weapon you will be using for that day

Then just set that macro to a hotkey and whenever you need to poison your weapon on the go, its as simple as the push of a button
 
wreckognize

wreckognize

Grandmaster
@A'zah is correct. That is the correct method for using razor recordings/hotkeys to apply poison to a weapon with the press of a button.

/thread
 
halygon

halygon

Grandmaster
Here you go... I don't have a keg of poison so verify that the poison type is correct:

Code: 
//Halygon's Weapon Re-Poisoning Macro for UOSteam
if @findlayer 'self' 1
  clearhands 'right'
  setalias 'weaptopoison' 'found'
  pause 800
  if @findtype 0xf0a
    useskill 'Poisoning'
    waitfortarget 1500
    target! 'found'
    waitfortarget 1500
    target! 'weaptopoison'
  else
    headmsg 'NO POISON FOUND!'
  endif
  pause 800
  equipitem 'weaptopoison' 1
else
  headmsg 'NO WEAPON EQUIPPED!'
endif

I just wrote this on the fly so let me know if you run into any problems.
 
Juicemonkey

Juicemonkey

Master
halygon said:
Here you go... I don't have a keg of poison so verify that the poison type is correct:

Code: 
//Halygon's Weapon Re-Poisoning Macro for UOSteam
if @findlayer 'self' 1
  clearhands 'right'
  setalias 'weaptopoison' 'found'
  pause 800
  if @findtype 0xf0a
    useskill 'Poisoning'
    waitfortarget 1500
    target! 'found'
    waitfortarget 1500
    target! 'weaptopoison'
  else
    headmsg 'NO POISON FOUND!'
  endif
  pause 800
  equipitem 'weaptopoison' 1
else
  headmsg 'NO WEAPON EQUIPPED!'
endif

I just wrote this on the fly so let me know if you run into any problems.
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I'm about to hop on now to see if this works, thank you! I'll let you know how it goes
 
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