I'm so UO ....

[Dellan]

You spend an hour working her down and some one slides in and kills it the last minute?

Yes, exactly!
She drops your INT, HP and GP to 0, and while you can't move, someone comes, invises you, lures her away, destroys her with wife slayer fencing.. poking weapon, AND STEALS YOUR LOOT YOU WORKED SO HARD TO GET!

 

[Karl Sagan]

Y'all's gots some weird shit goin on in here all the sudden...

My wife is awesome and makes some mean French toast.

 

[Geriatric]

im so UO
i sit out the front of bank of america in my best clothes and call everyone that walks by a combination of noob and * and just laugh at them

 

[Pikachu]

I'm so UO when a fast car drives by I accuse them of speed hacking, when I see assembly machines I know they're scripting, when I see trash put out on the road I stop to dig through because it's obviously leftovers from an IDOC, when I see trees I try to run through them, I wear the same clothes everyday I Just dye them in the tub when I need a change, when I go to the petting zoo and see the llamas i think about mounting one, I judge people by UO net worth not RL net worth, I don't understand why grass grows.


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[Karl Sagan]

I'm so UO...

This is my yard. Sooo much easier to get around without those damn trees.
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[Pikachu]

I'm so UO when I hear the term Gold Digger I think HAH she's doing it all wrong! When I see the show Gold Diggers I think HAH they're doing it all wrong! When I hear the song Gold Digger I think HAH he's singing it all wrong! They tried to teach me in school that Gold didn't come from ferocious animals but I was smarter than that.


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[Geriatric]

im so UO
i went to a chinese herbalist, bought garlic ginseng nightshade mandrake root
i tried to recall out and realised i had forgotten blood moss and black pearl but i couldnt find any

 

[Pikachu]

I'm so UO I drive and text for help, I don't eat sleep shower shave or go to the bathroom because there's NO NEED, I have no life insurance.


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[Dreifub]

IM so Uo....

that I tired to tame a black horse thinking it was a nightmare.....

 

[Experience]

I'm so UO...

I kill people for their money and loot, then go to the nearest bank and brag about how much I got off them

 

[Wizx13]

I'm so UO...
Every time I go to my local Tailor shop I automatically look at the store owners feet and think, damn no black sandles...

 

[Sundigo]

I'm so UO...

That my wife refers to herself as an "Ultima Online Widow".

Also, the other day somebody asked me about something that I couldn't remember .. I actually said to them:

"Ya know, I honestly cannot Kal Ort Por" ... they looked at me like I was from Bucs Den or something...

 

[Mikkeliv]

I'm so UO...

That... I... Umm... I'm...

That I have a pet beetle, I feed a piece of raw meat to every day...

In the hope that one day, it grows up to be a pack mount.

 

[Decreamos]

I'm so UO....

that during a surgery I mumble In Vas Mani...just HOPING it will work...and then realizing I never bring reagents into the OR with me.

 

[Akillah]

I'm so UO....

that during a surgery I mumble In Vas Mani...just HOPING it will work...and then realizing I never bring reagents into the OR with me.

I'll try this out and see if it helps animals.

 

[Dreifub]

Im so UO....

That when someone rear-ended my car I yelled "VENDOR BUY THE BANK SOME GUARDS I BAN THEE!"