WTS Death Beetle for Sale - SB 60k

Googs

Apprentice
I have a couple of Death Beetles that would love to meet a new owner.

Stats untrained so may go higher. They are both currently Wonderfully Happy because I treat them right, hold them tight, and sing to them every night.

Death Beetle 1:
HP 754
STR 501
DEX 187
INT 542
EVAL 104.1
POISON 115.6

Likes horses and spending time in the desert.
Hates snow and birds of all kinds.

Death Beetle 2:
HP 738
STR 505
DEX 148
INT 481
EVAL 104.6
POISON 103.4

Likes Trinsic and the forest on the island of Skara Brea.
Hates spending time in the desert. I took him to the desert one day and he went nuts... killed an orc, peed in the sand, then tried to hump a desert ostard.

Let me know your bid by posting below. If you are in my guild I will give you 20% off your asking price, alliance will be 10% off.

I will give you one for free if you have an original joke that I find funny and that I can steal and tell people that I made it up.
 

Googs

Apprentice
This death beetle is still for sale:

Death Beetle 2:
HP 738
STR 505
DEX 148
INT 481
EVAL 104.6
POISON 103.4

I would take 60k. If somebody bids 60k, auction will end 2 hours after that.
 
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