Big Ass House For Sale

Kiki

Grandmaster
Thanks right folks, The Sosaria Real Estate Company has yet another QUALITY listing for you.

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Not much to say.

It's an 18x17.


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You need a bigger house. This is a bigger house.


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You could put a shitload of vendors here. Possibly even a fuckton, but I can't make those kinds of promises.

It's 42. I checked and that's officially a fuckton. 42 people that work for you 24/7 and just stand there. Who does that? I mean fine, if you want to hire people with no other ambitions in life, go ahead, I'm just sayin it's weird.

This house comes pre-built exactly as you see it and the bid start at a mere 750k.

Or...

With our exclusive "End Homelessness" campaign, you could move into this baby today for just one easy payment of 1.4 million.

Call today for easily arranged viewings.


Kiki :)
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