Maxwell
Neophyte
Hi. I am Maxwell Edison. I am majoring in medicine and have a bizarre habit of hitting people in the head with my silver hammer, even though clearly it being silver I should probably just use it on liches. I killed Joan first because she studies pataphysics and I think that is dumb, being that I am a pragmatic med student. Anyway, my teacher got really annoyed with me and made me stay after class and write "I must not be so" on the board fifty times as punishment. I banged her. I mean, on the head with my silver hammer. Eventually I was brought to high court for my crimes and then bonked the judge with my hammer too. Rose and Valerie maybe took me home afterwards, but I'm not quite sure?