Elizabeth Gold
Grandmaster
A miner poem for Eppy
The menance of the earth elementals arises.
Always lurking, always preying upon him.
Slayers are forged, skills are learned.
The Miner rises and overcomes.
Loot comes and loot goes.
But agapite and valorite will never be the same.
The market collapses, profits vanish.
The Miner plans and waits.
Half a year of waiting and preparing goes by.
Autumn is finally here.
The crown of the monster of the month will be passed soon.
The Miner smiles and is ready to harvest the fruits.
Then suddenly @eppy arrives.
LOLOLLOLLL he yells.
Earth elementals are now trolls.
The Miner cries... YOU BASTARD!
The menance of the earth elementals arises.
Always lurking, always preying upon him.
Slayers are forged, skills are learned.
The Miner rises and overcomes.
Loot comes and loot goes.
But agapite and valorite will never be the same.
The market collapses, profits vanish.
The Miner plans and waits.
Half a year of waiting and preparing goes by.
Autumn is finally here.
The crown of the monster of the month will be passed soon.
The Miner smiles and is ready to harvest the fruits.
Then suddenly @eppy arrives.
LOLOLLOLLL he yells.
Earth elementals are now trolls.
The Miner cries... YOU BASTARD!
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