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    Fix our pets!

    The MOUNTAIN says watch out - they will make you vanish like a North Korean citizen for speaking the truth.
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    Any MOTM Elder Gazer drops yet?

    So spring 2016?
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    Another POWER contest!

    The MOUNTAIN is pleased by this thread and offers the following: danny dikface aids by rape gayed your mouth broke your ***** fked your dad Given the amount of POWER names in lowercase that (pa)troll the Britannian dungeons, the MOUNTAIN has elected that all his entries shall be in such form...
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    WARRIORS should be able to become PIRATES

    But the MOUNTAIN says your mom came cheap.
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    WARRIORS should be able to become PIRATES

    The MOUNTAIN is a proud warrior turned pirate and does not use magic to hide his identity or cull his blacksmiths and fisherman.
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    WARRIORS should be able to become PIRATES

    The MOUNTAIN fears he has made the most grevious of mistakes. His character has been named after a bloody thirsty warrior, but he has now been recruited into the ranks of a pirate guild. Can WARRIORS have the option to change their stamp to PIRATE names?
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    The MOUNTAIN is confused

    The MOUNTAIN's new guild has informed him that missing deadlines is a common occurance. One of the MOUNTAIN's wise general's in particular mentions of this island called "booty" or lack of?
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    WTB The MOUNTAIN is wanting to acquire your best axe

    The MOUNTAIN denies your request. He also demands that you offer your blacksmith's name and mining locations for this act of disrespect.
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    The MOUNTAIN is confused

    The MOUNTAIN is confused. He has noticed that his original thread has been deleted on this very forum when rightfully querying the confusing heading of "ULTIMA ONLINE KINGDOMS, SPRING 2016". Did the MOUNTAIN use inappropriate language? or did he throw real life insults or accusations of...
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    WTB The MOUNTAIN is wanting to acquire your best axe

    The MOUNTAIN would like to purchase your best axe - preferably one that is ideal for killing blacksmiths, miners and their pack animals. Basically the MOUNTAIN is looking to shit over the new players experience as much as his has been so far. The MOUNTAIN has amassed a vast fortune, much like...
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    All hail THE MOUNTAIN

    I plan on splitting heads n bitches. Embrace my welcome, or warning - i'll let ya'll decide.
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