The MOUNTAIN is pleased by this thread and offers the following:
danny dikface
aids by rape
gayed your mouth
broke your *****
fked your dad
Given the amount of POWER names in lowercase that (pa)troll the Britannian dungeons, the MOUNTAIN has elected that all his entries shall be in such form...
The MOUNTAIN fears he has made the most grevious of mistakes.
His character has been named after a bloody thirsty warrior, but he has now been recruited into the ranks of a pirate guild.
Can WARRIORS have the option to change their stamp to PIRATE names?
The MOUNTAIN's new guild has informed him that missing deadlines is a common occurance.
One of the MOUNTAIN's wise general's in particular mentions of this island called "booty" or lack of?
The MOUNTAIN is confused.
He has noticed that his original thread has been deleted on this very forum when rightfully querying the confusing heading of "ULTIMA ONLINE KINGDOMS, SPRING 2016". Did the MOUNTAIN use inappropriate language? or did he throw real life insults or accusations of...
The MOUNTAIN would like to purchase your best axe - preferably one that is ideal for killing blacksmiths, miners and their pack animals. Basically the MOUNTAIN is looking to shit over the new players experience as much as his has been so far.
The MOUNTAIN has amassed a vast fortune, much like...
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