"If you don't use a team of packhorses to lug around those fleshy orbs between your legs, you ain't got phat nutz."
Greetings, gentle spank lords.
I am Alexios, Bloated Sac Master and Scrotal Emissary of the most illustrious order of Britannia: The Phat Nut Boyz. Today I bring most excellent...
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