No matter how hard he tried, and he tried with all of his might For two years he lost – Those Sosarians, they put up a fight! “I need to be bigger” he said with a scowl. “More muscles I need to win this Christmas brawl!” He ate all he could, even garbage from the ground But he didn't get stronger, he only became more round He hung upside down for days at a time Hoping he could stretch out his pure evil spine But the Grinch did not grow taller; He only got fatter “What can I do? This will not, cannot, do!” He jumped from his bed as a most evil plan formed in his head. He called to his dog, poor homely Max “Fetch me some reagents and a large can of wax!” “Then bring me some ice! Not a little, but a bunch!” “I will make a monster, bigger than I, with a strong pounding punch! He tossed all he had, including poor Max, into a large, black cauldron Then muttered a spell he learned from a witch named Moradon Then the Grinch laughed a laugh as evil as was his plan For he had just turned poor Max into a giant abominable snowman! The world of UO Forever, will soon be no more! He laughed one more time and grabbed the leash from the door. Come big, cold Max, to Sosaria we go! There we will end Christmas with mounds of ice and snow! (Story line credit to Skye of Trinsic) ABOMINABLE INVASION STARTING DECEMBER 20th, 2016 TWO BOSSES ON DECEMBER 23rd.